Sunday, February 28, 2010

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Don't feed the Monsters

From the Bears game against the Lake Erie Monsters (Bears won their 19th straight home game, 4-1).

Haydar not Gaydar

I was wondering who heard more jokes growing up, Beagle or GHaydar?

Helmer wonders why Alzner keeps coming back to Hershey

Bourque and Perrealut aren't the same size

'Tis true. Bourque is listed at 5'10" at TSN.

We were trying to compare Bourque, Mathieu Perreault and Keith Aucoin (the greatest hockey player ever) during warmups since they are each listed at 5'9" at most places, and my money is on Perreault > Aucoin > Bourque. Somebody is lying!!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Alex Semin spotted in Vancouver

Alex Semin, not Johnny Weir

Come on, would anybody be surprised if Sasha was spotted wearing this:

Johnny Weir not Alex Semin

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Funny weird not funny ha ha

NHL refs are consistently inconsistent

Game 7 two years ago against the Flyers (around the 2:33 mark):



And then last night:

Monday, February 8, 2010

Sid vs. ...... Mr Nasty?



Crosby was probably complaining about Mr. Nasty inappropriately touching him.

Friday, February 5, 2010

King Henry contains Matt Bradley

King Henry, no Brads

Bradley hasn't scored in eight games. He's due!!!

No. 13 Baby



Thirteen wins in a row would be gigantic.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Little big man

Martin St. Louis lies about his height

Martin St. Louis is listed at 5'9", which is kind of tall for someone who is 5'6".

(Photo by Clyde)

Monday, February 1, 2010

You're going to get what you deserve

Why me?

Thanks Clyde!

Autograph seeker

Thanks Carrie!



Note: I include these videos so kids can understand the jokes ("Head Like a Hole" came out in 1989, "Stir Crazy" came out in 1980, and there hasn't been any Headcrushing or Facepinching since 1995).