King Henry contains Matt Bradley

Bradley hasn't scored in eight games. He's due!!!

No. 13 Baby

Thirteen wins in a row would be gigantic.

Little big man

Martin St. Louis is listed at 5'9", which is kind of tall for someone who is 5'6".

(Photo by Clyde)

You're going to get what you deserve

Thanks Clyde!



Thanks Carrie!



Note: I include these videos so kids can understand the jokes ("Head Like a Hole" came out in 1989, "Stir Crazy" came out in 1980, and there hasn't been any Headcrushing or Facepinching since 1995).

We bad

Face pincher

Former Capital Steve Eminger was retalitating for the vicious head crush that Ovie put on Bobby Ryan.

He's like a moose in an office

After scoring two goals in 11 games (Caps' record during that stretch: 6-5) since returning from a broken pinky finger, Mike Knuble now has eight goals in his last 10 games. And their record in those last 10? 9-1. Not too shabby.

As Boudreau has said, "He's a moose in front of the net," as seen in this photo posted on Japers' Rink:



Of course, Knubullwinkle has been a veteran influence on his teammates.

Chicken legs

Man hug

This has too much potential.

Semin's English is getting better