Perreault-cuatro

Don't feed the Monsters

From the Bears game against the Lake Erie Monsters (Bears won their 19th straight home game, 4-1).



I was wondering who heard more jokes growing up, Beagle or GHaydar?





'Tis true. Bourque is listed at 5'10" at TSN.

We were trying to compare Bourque, Mathieu Perreault and Keith Aucoin (the greatest hockey player ever) during warmups since they are each listed at 5'9" at most places, and my money is on Perreault > Aucoin > Bourque. Somebody is lying!!

Not quite a miracle, but it will do

Alex Semin spotted in Vancouver

Come on, would anybody be surprised if Sasha was spotted wearing this:

Funny weird not funny ha ha

Game 7 two years ago against the Flyers (around the 2:33 mark):



And then last night:

Sid vs. ...... Mr Nasty?

Crosby was probably complaining about Mr. Nasty inappropriately touching him.

King Henry contains Matt Bradley

Bradley hasn't scored in eight games. He's due!!!

No. 13 Baby

Thirteen wins in a row would be gigantic.

Little big man

Martin St. Louis is listed at 5'9", which is kind of tall for someone who is 5'6".

(Photo by Clyde)

You're going to get what you deserve

Thanks Clyde!



Thanks Carrie!



Note: I include these videos so kids can understand the jokes ("Head Like a Hole" came out in 1989, "Stir Crazy" came out in 1980, and there hasn't been any Headcrushing or Facepinching since 1995).