Per Japer's Rink: Matt Bradley has scored at least one goal in more games since Oct. 8 than Alex Semin has.
So he spreads out his awesomeness while Semin shoots his ... whoops ... not going there.
Oh and you all know Daniel Carcillo didn't knock him out, right? It was a dive. In that split second when Carcillo was drawing back for the punch, Professor Bradley quickly calculated that if he acted like he got knocked out, he could induce 9 minutes of power-play time for the Capitals, and that Carcillo would be tossed from the game so nobody would have to look at his bad facial hair any more.